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emword
Things happen. I'm there. I laugh. I write.
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My Halloween "costume" Nov 5, 2009 10:31 pm
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It's everyday wear, but I'll call it my Halloween 2009 costume: "a stripper who never finishes before the song ends."
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I'm still recovering ... Jul 27, 2009 6:52 pm
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I'm still recovering from hearing my mom say "big penis."

That is all.
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Forever 21 ... Jul 26, 2009 6:22 pm
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Forever 21 should start carding.

That is all.
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Horror story May 31, 2009 1:35 pm
Mood: okay, 2120 Views
Six-word horror story: Public men's bathroom with broken lights.
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The Bronze Lining: Integrity May 27, 2009 7:17 pm
Mood: calm, 1918 Views
Do what is right even when no one is looking. There are cameras.
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I saw ... May 17, 2009 11:47 am
Mood: okay, 1971 Views
I saw a 48-ish pregnant woman smoking a cigarette. She must really love kids and gambling.
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Irony Apr 16, 2009 7:56 pm
Mood: calm, 2219 Views
Irony: a female porn star choking on pizza.
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In case ... Apr 7, 2009 8:13 pm
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Happy New Year! (in case you've been in a coma)
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Note to self: New Year's follow-up Apr 2, 2009 3:04 pm
Mood: content, 2306 Views
Note to self: Find out how many crack addicts made a New Year’s resolution to lose weight.
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Note to self: April Fools' Day 2009 Apr 1, 2009 6:42 pm
Mood: okay, 2322 Views
Note to self: Find out how many doctors spent April Fools' Day ending bad news with "for real."
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